Then this webpage is definitely not one of them.
This is a single man's attempt to make a mark for himself in this place called the Internet.
It is also a very good way to use up disk space on the server.
He does not promise you the secret of Eldorado, nor does he know the location of the fountain of youth. He only wants to brag about himself. A warning to the tenderfoot; this is his place and here everyone plays by his rules. He hopes to entertain you and wants to make your foray into his realm fruitful. So without further ado, let the journey begin...